The Unofficialy Official Site of Tod McWangchesterfield

My name is Tod McWangchesterfield. I am 203,096,664 years old. I live in Whisky Fields, New Jersey. I live in a box of crayons. Due to property taxes I'm thinking of moving in with my brother Izekiwo Ioi po po Chacpolyui. At the time I go to Terrill Middle School. My hobbies are skinning wolverines, dancing naked to "Cheese Burger in Paradise" by Jimmy Buffet, X-treme Old Lady Head-Butting, and much more. I've lived In Ohio all my life. The weather in Nebraska is pretty cold. I want to be a Chlorocephelatripodologist (Scientist who studies Green headed three legged things.) I look pretty hot (see picture to right.) I have short black hair and 3 mustaches. Yeah thats right, 3 mustaches! I'm about 4'2" in height and weigh 307.6577 lbs. If you were to graph me on a grid, my belly button would be at point (8,14.) I enjoy oatmeal and scolding hot jelly poured down my pants. If you're interested in this product call 1-800-FAST-COW.